Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Amusing Links FTW!

Okay, so I am still wiped from the Weekend That Never Was, so I am skipping my lone class to day to clean house and ready myself for The Horror To Come (a.k.a. three papers and an exam). In lieu of a real post, I offer you some of the links which have brightened my days of late:

In teh beginning

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1) this is awesome

2) this is awesomer: Teh Holiez Bibul


Olde Englishe LOLz

From fukung.net:

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And my all-time favourite:

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Best news EVAR: you can make your own at: http://www.adgame-wonderland.de/type/bayeux.php


"Beyond beyond beyond 'Beyond embiggens and cromulent'"

From Heidi Harley, contributor to Language Log, a lol-worthy annual compilation of linguistics jokes from the Simpsons ... going back to 2005!

The best, IMHO, from the 2007 list:

Euphemisms, codes

Henchman: (interrupting dinner) Boss! The Calabreses are here for the sit-down!
Fat Tony: (stepping outside) No sitdowns tonight! (gets out his Palm, checks it.) Again, this Palm Pilot has failed to remind me! I believe this needs to be hot-synched.
Henchman: (Snatches Palm from him, throws it to the ground, and pumps four shots into it, disintegrating it totally.)
Fat Tony: (outraged) What are you doing!?
Henchman 1: I thought you meant (draws finger across neck) hot synch it, you know how it is with us! Everything means 'kill'!

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