Reading the latest Savage Love column; this one is chock-a-block full of awesome quotes. Observe:
Think of this column as a sex-ed gangbang I’ve arranged just for you but, um, don’t describe it to your parents that way.
The AIDS virus isn’t fire and gay men aren’t twigs: it doesn’t matter how vigorously you rub us against each other, we’re not going to suddenly burst into HIV.
I’d like to add to this list [of ways to minimize the risk of HIV infection]: Don’t sleep with total sleazefags, don’t be a total sleazefag yourself and don’t allow anyone to pressure you into doing anything you don’t want to do.
Sleazefag is so my Phrase of the Day.