Oh Dan Savage, I so totally heart you...
For those of you who don't follow the personal lives of American politician's families, V-P Dick Cheney's daughter Mary is pregnant...and a lesbian! Both at the same time! [/Elvira Kurt]
Which of course causes all sorts of problems, 'cause Republicans, generally speaking, enjoy neither lesbians nor unwed mothers. As per usual, Dan Savage has a perfectly sharp, topical response to the issue.