Okay, I know I usually stay away from the RL-related posts. I've made a concerted effort to stick to the "objectively interesting" as opposed to self-absorbed wankery....but I really have to tell this story. And then go wash my hands a million (more) times.

I just cleaned a dead squirrel off my exterior window ledge. It was squishy. Then there was a roach in my apartment....only one, which is sort of inevitable in a building this old, but *shudder*

Eugh. Okay. Today is officially the grossest day ever.